Archive for March, 2007

Q: How many oldies does it take to open the after hours entrance to Quest Apartments, Wellington, NZ?
March 17, 2007

A: 1 – To take forever to find the instructions.
1 – To swipe her card haphazardly before reading any instructions.
1 – To find the instructions and read them very loudly.
1 – To pretend to listen, but still swipe haphadardly.
1 – To interuppt the instruction reader and keep asking in that croaky, wavering-old-lady-voice: “Is it this [...]