A: 1 – To take forever to find the instructions.
1 – To swipe her card haphazardly before reading any instructions.
1 – To find the instructions and read them very loudly.
1 – To pretend to listen, but still swipe haphadardly.
1 – To interuppt the instruction reader and keep asking in that croaky, wavering-old-lady-voice: “Is it this [...]